The Back Seat

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The Back Seat
A TG Short Short Story
By Straycat

Two young lovers held each other sitting in a car just above point lookout. The windows were steamy and the kissing was passionate while Dire Straits wafted out of the stereo in a soft murmur accompanied by the chipping of crickets.
“Darling, there is something you need to know about me.” Said a light tenor
“I love you, what more could I possibly want to know, my love?” her sensual soprano replied.
“Darling, please.” He held her away from himself. “You must know this before we go any further.”
“But, I already know you are not married.”
“I know.”
“You’re not gay are you?” a chuckle then a reply
“No, not that.
“You do not have some disease, do you?”
“Not that either. No, it’s just… well, difficult for me to say really. It might be better if I just show you.”
He reached down to undo his pants.
“Oh, dear, if your unable to perform…” he cut her off
“Just wait, it… it’ll be clear in a moment.”
He pulled his pants down far enough to show his underwear, then pulled those down as well.
She gasped as he removed the prosthetic from it’s usual spot and placed it up on the dash.
“You, you’re a woman?”
“Yes. I… I wanted to tell you but… well, I was afraid.”
“Afraid I wouldn’t love you anymore?” he sighed
“Yes.”
She looked to her hands in her lap and bit her lip in thought.
“I am what they call ‘gender dysphoric’. That’s a fancy way of saying I was born the wrong gender for my soul. I… I have been living as a man ever since I was 16.” He said.
“You are nearly thirty now.” She commented and he nodded.
“Simon… I… I have a confession to make.” She said.
“It’s ok Darling. I… I understand. It’s a little hard for me to explain.”
“No, Simon. You don’t understand, but I think you will. Better than most anyway.” She reached down to remove her panties, then pulled the sundress back to reveal her crotch.
Simon blinked.
“Oh My.”
“Yes, it’s been my shame for my entire life.”
“But, this means…”
“Yes Simon. I am really male. I… I was so small growing up and when I hit puberty nothing happened. My brothers sprouted like weeds, and I just…” she shrugged her shoulders trying not to cry.
“You were teased.” It was not a question, but she nodded anyway. She started to cry with the memories, but her pulled her close and held her.
“Do you know what this means, Danielle?” she shook her head and sniffled. “It means we need to move to the back seat… there are a few things we need to try before we go home and call our families about the wedding…” she jerked back and sat up.
“Wedding? What wedding?” he chuckled “But… only… I mean…” she blushed as he held up a finger.
“According to the law: One man, and one woman. They do no specify which one has to wear the dress.”
She paused for a moment and started to chuckle, then laugh, then they were in each others arms for the rest of their lives.

The End



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an authors note:

a p.s. to this story: I'm NOT advocating anything here, this is just the way the story wrote it's self. if you don't like that stupid disruptive and ridiculously backward law, PLEASE tell your congress people to CHANGE IT. (I have.) Government has NO BUSINESS in My bedroom, nor yours. (I'm opinionated)

"If we die, we want people to accept it. We're in a risky business, and we hope that if anything happens to us it will not delay the program. The conquest of space is worth the risk of life."
-Gus Grissom

"If we die, we want people to accept it. We're in a risky business, and we hope that if anything happens to us it will not delay the program. The conquest of space is worth the risk of life."
-Gus Grissom

Quirky almost funny how this worked out

If all of life could be like this, Straycat. The impending disaster turning into a blessing in disguise.

Sweet stuff. Weird but sweet.

Oh, Wally Shira died at 84. That leaves John Glenn and Scott Carpenter as the last of the seven Mercury Astronauts. Carpenter was interviewed on PBS radio and commented on Shira and his great sense of humor. He implied it helped them get through the difficult days.

Oh, Wally "Bail out you fool!"

If you know the history of the manned space program you'll understand that line of Shira's. Hint, it has to do with the series of Ranger hard-lander moon probe photos, a good memory for old films and a wacky sense of humor.

One of the best of the best.

He will be missed.

John in Wauwatosa

But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine)

Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)

But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine) Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)

Nice one!

Very nice S-Cat! That wicked evil line that makes ALL of us cringe when we have to say "I have something to tell you". Instead of disaster you turn it into a happy ending. Kool!
grover

Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"

Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"

Reminds me of a song

Rufus and Beverly

By Mark Graham

Rufus could play the piano
And he drove an American car
He worked 9 to sundown in a building downtown
To keep us from nuclear war
Beverly came from Seattle
She played the mouth harp quite well so they say
And she used to write songs in an old-timey form
In hopes that she’d sell them some day

Well, Rufus and Bev became sweethearts
And nature could not be denied
They did what lovers do under the covers
As happy as clams in high tide
Then one morning says Rufus to Beverly
As they lay in the fondest embrace
“Dear, I have to confess with some minor distress
there’s an issue I fear we must face

This body you see here before you
Was once more like yours than like mine
I sought the compliance of medical science
To change to the sex masculine”
Beverly stared back in silence
Then said “Rufus, don’t rue what you’ve done
For I have surrendered the masculine gender
For this other more feminine one”

So the lovers went back to their passions
And their passions were scarcely diffused
The knot they soon tied, although deep down inside
They were ever so slightly confused

Nice double switch

Hey StrayCat,

Well done. Thank you.

with love,

Hope