At Least It Could Have Been Worse

by

shalimar

Everything that could have gone wrong did, including a pair of hurricanes.

The BIG Six O

by shalimar

Read a cookie fortune. Get the Fortune.

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising sun
It’s been the ruin of many a poor girl
And me, O G_d, for one.

Note: uses the "n" word

“Girls, I like girls, fine looking girls. Bob, I don’t understand you. You owned this chick magnet, yet you never took advantage of it to attract a woman. Is that because you really are a woman? Let’s find out. I wish for you to look more like a woman. I might as well make you pretty, so look into my mind and become the girl of my dreams.”

“Done, but only the physical part, Master.”

Quicker than I said it I had big breasts, a narrow waist, long blond hair and all the applicable female body parts. I looked like a living Jessica Rabbit.