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"I grant an unsolicited wish that another makes for you."
The Genie departed as quickly as she came, as an idea came to me.
I disquised myself as a woman, as best I could, and went to the interview.
"Lucille, you are hired as a cashier. Can you start now?"
"Of course, Sir!"
I took my place at the register, hopeful of ending my first sale.
"Thank you, Sir! Have a wonderful day!"
"I hope you have an amazing day, Miss!"
The Genie's magic made me a Miss. "I'm planning on it!"