
by Donna Lamb
Her nearly effortless wardrobe savvy had surprised Jo. She knew what would look good with her shape and coloring without thinking too much about it. In fact, thinking too much made it harder to do. She almost felt like she'd managed a female wardrobe all her life. "Well," she muttered, "I did w-w-wish for things to be easier and this is almost exactly what I m-meant." After a moment, she added, "I think."
She picked out more jewelry, a necklace of wooden beads with green and blue stones separating them, earrings of wooden half-hoops and a belt that matched the necklace but with golden beads also to match the buckle on her shoes. "Almost too easy," she muttered. "I ought to be f-freaking out."
She dusted her face with some glitter powder after doing her eyes in cream, gold and silver with green eyeliner. Coral lipstick finished things off and she chose the long red wig and settled it in place. "Now I need a b-bag," she said. She found a soft leather bag with wooden beads and a narrow strap that went perfectly with her ensemble. She loaded it up with a selection of things from her big old straw bag. "Straw in January? What w-was I thinking?"
She stared at herself in the mirror when she finished, turning this way and that, striking a few poses. "Richard is going to leap out of his socks," she decided. She smiled at her reflection. "Teach him to snicker when he m-makes me squeaky."
* * *
Downstairs, Richard had finally reached Secure Response of Burbank, who had promised to have a tech out to assess damage within half an hour. "If your system was off, this won't be included in the service contract."
"Uh, yeah, figures," said Richard. "Just get someone over here soonest, we're leaving for an appointment in less than an hour." He intended to leave forty-five minutes early to get crosstown in the mid-afternoon Friday rush. "Oh, how will we know if someone shows up that they're from you're company?"
"Always ask for two forms of ID and look for the SRB truck, sir."
"Okay, good." He hung up and started up the stairs, hoping Jo had gotten dressed and he wouldn't have to think of something else to distract him. Then he stopped, ran out to his car and brought in the satchel of sheet music he'd fetched from the apartment.
Jo met him on the landing. "Did you call the cops?" she asked.
He stared at her for a long moment. This is not Joel. This is not my geeky roomie. This is a fox who knows it. "Like the red hair," he said out loud.
She giggled. "Thought you w-would." She tossed her head, letting the fiery curls caress her shoulders. "Cops?" she asked again.
He nodded. "Not much to tell them, they said it wasn't hardly worth it to try for prints or tool marks. I called security, too and they're coming over to fix the door and turn everything back on. But ceck your phone to see if you have a speed dial for them, SRB or Security or Secure Response. I want you to use it the next time something like this happens." He looked stern.
Jo didn't argue. She recognized her vulnerability and acknowledged it to Richard. "Okay," she said, trying to look meek.
Richard restrained an impulse to take her in his arms and tell her it would be okay. Too cute, jeez! When did she learn that look?
She gave him a look from among the red curls falling around her face while she checked the phone. "Yep. Speed dial f-f-five." Uh-oh, she thought seeing his expression. Need a distraction. "What's in the case?"
He looked down at his hand to see what he was carrying."Oh, yeah. Uh, sheet music, from my old band."
She gestured at the studio, he opened the door for her and let her go in first. That's a nicer thing than it looks like, she thought, having doors opened for you.
They spread the music out on a bench. "This isn't p-p-printed sheet m-music," Jo said after looking at several pieces.
"Sure it is," said Richard. "I printed it out on the school printer." He grinned.
Jo looked closer. "You did the arrangements for the b-band?"
"Uh, yeah. I, uh, wrote some, too."
She pulled a piece out and looked it over. "You wrote this? The lyrics, too?"
"Uh, huh." Richard looked embarrassed.
She examined the piece, humming a tune. Richard looked at her, startled. "You can sight read?"
"Apparently," she took the sheets over to the keyboard, turning things on. She handed him one of the copies. "You wanna do the drums and v-vocals?"
"Uh?" He looked stunned.
"You sing tenor?" she asked.
He nodded, taking the seat at the drums.
They warmed up a bit then Jo said, "Gimme a b-beat, you don't have a tempo m-marked."
He gave her a steady, sha-boom-a-bop-a-boom till she fell into the rhythm. He played, elaborating the beat with the cymbal and toms. They ran through a couple of verses. Jo's fingers danced on the keys, playing the music he'd written years ago with the electronic stops set for piano and muted brass. Whoa, I didn't write that, he thought as Jo improvised a key change and added a second bass line.
She paused to stretch her fingers and swing her hair back, he kept time on the snare, admiring her.
"Rock b-beat with a country sound," she said."That right?"
He nodded.
She pointed at him. "Sing it!" she ordered.
He sang:
Walk with me, for a little while
It's a lonesome road I've chosen
Talk to me, give me a smile,
It's been too long since
Friendly words were spoken.Never thought I'd be alone so long
Never thought of hearts a-breaking
Never thought of singing a lonesome song
Never thought of not seeing you
Back when I chose the road I've taken.
Jo nodded, waving for him to continue.
Walk awhile in my lonesome shoes,
Maybe you can hear them squeaking
Sing a few bars of my lonesome blues
Tell me goodbye at the lonesome gate
I'll leave some love in your keeping.Maybe sometime I'll be back this way
Can't any promises be making
Another lonesome night, another lonesome day,
Another lonesome mile I've walked
On this lonesome road I've taken.
She waved him to be quiet, working the key change, she'd tried out. Then she sang, words that were almost the ones he'd written but words he hadn't heard before:
Never thought I'd be seeing you go
Never thought I'd ask you to be staying
Don't want to be missing you so
Take off your lonesome shoes
We've got some plans to be making.Let's walk together, for a little while
It's a lonesome road we're taking
Talk to me, give me a smile,
It's been too long since
Loving words were spoken.
A raised finger from Jo and a key change back. Richard sang:
Walk awhile in my lonesome shoes,
Maybe you can hear them squeaking
Sing a few bars of my lonesome blues
Tell me goodbye at the lonesome gate
I'll leave some love in your keeping.
Jo's coda was better than the one he'd written, with a change of time and key and a change back; he followed the rhythm easily, it seemed so natural, finishing on the unexpected but inevitable tonic chord.
In the sudden silence, they heard the doorbell ringing.

Lonesome Shoes
Lyrics by Erin Halfelven.
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Thanks, Donna
I'm glad you used one of the songs I wrote. I like the verse you added for Jo. :)
Hugs,
Erin
You're welcome
Erin wrote three other songs for Jo to sing, the only problem with them is they make for a lot more story than I had planned on. ::grin::
I may work one or more of them in before midnight. ::lol::
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Awww how sweet!
I know you are setting us up for some big conflict, I can just feel it, but this was a very sweet, tender installment. Jo appears to be very talented, and Richard is not bad either.
Grrr I had more I wanted to say but my keyboard is acting very strange. Nice, sweet chapter, Donna.
Sincerely,
Scott
~If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.~
Lazarus Long
Robert A. Heinlein's 'Time Enough for Love'
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Okay it seems to be better now
Technology, hmmph!
Anyway, I was wondering where all this feminine know-how is coming from? As Jo suggested, this is almost exactly what she probably meant when she wished 'all this' was easier, but Sophie didn't interpret it that way. She certainly is fighting with the weapons at her disposal now. ;)
Still not letting us in on who did the B&E huh? It seems to me the police were a bit lackadaisical about the whole thing. I would think they would at least send an officer out to take a report. I mean there was a young woman in the house at the time of the break in, which implies all sorts of potentially nasty intent if the perp was aware of that.
Still a very sweet bit of bonding between Jo and Richard with the song. Nice lyrics too, Erin. I don't think it's shoes that Richard hears squeaking though. :D
Sincerely,
Scott
~If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.~
Lazarus Long
Robert A. Heinlein's 'Time Enough for Love'
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Perhaps Ted?
As Jo's official clarence, perhaps Ted used the wish to do a little backfill on Jo's abilities.
As for the police, Burbank's finest are actually more thorough than I'm showing; still in property crimes where no one was hurt and nothing taken, any police office would give it a low priority unless a homeowner insisted.
I'm sort of surprised myself at how deeply attached Jo and Richard seem to be getting. ::grin::
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
See, she is a musican
The reason for the guitar in the photos is guitars are sexy, keyboards are not. And a keyboard would conceal part of her great body. But keyboards don't produce heavy caluses so she sings, arranges music and plays mostly keyboards. She is something of a prodigy at arrangement to adapt his old song so quickly and well. So Richard used to be called Erin; I'm confused.
Secure Response of Burbank? SRB? Sexual Reassignment Bewichery? I smell a rotten fish in the the form of a security company.
Good lord, Richard and Jo both need a bucket of cold water on standby, though with Jo getting her top wet might be a mistake. If all the DiD needs is for them to have sex and then break them up some how, the sex is a cinch, just leave them alone for a few hours but then there is the midnight staute of limitations, so to speak.
John in Wauwatosa
But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine)
Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine) Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
Sexy guitars
Maybe it's the shape? ::grin::
One of the things about Erin's songs is they conjured up images of scenes I haven't written and wasn't planning on -- now you're doing it! Richard and Jo soaking wet? ::lol::
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Much more than a musician
Jo is literally a 'gifted' musician - a prodigy as you say. Being able to take a piece of music, sit down at a piano or other instrument and play it cold (what we called sight reading in my high school band days) is a technical skill that can be taught. Being able to look at notes on a page and hum the tune is a gift, requiring not only the ability to read music but perfect pitch as well. Only about a {Edited - oops!} hundredth-of-a percent of the population have this innate ability.
I'm not too worried about the security company. The house did belong to the Thierry's, and Jo's 'inheritance' of it was set up by Ted and the White Hats.
Sincerely,
Scott
~If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.~
Lazarus Long
Robert A. Heinlein's 'Time Enough for Love'
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Very nice
I liked this touching installment and Erin's song was a perfect fit. I wonder if DID isn't pushing too hard even with her Deadline. Another great chapter Donna!
Hugs!
grover
Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"
Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"
Thanks
I wasn't sure I had hit the right notes, so to speak. Not as funny as some earlier episodes but I had some storyminding todoand working the song in just seemed to go with it. If you notice, this is the longest installment yet. ::smile::
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Sorry
Haven't posted, except for one comment at BC, I've been sick. I'll try to get a chapter up tonight. It's half done.
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
It's okay
I've been a bit busy this weekend anyway so I really didn't suffer. Wait ... what's that? You weren't apologizing specifically to me? But I thought it was my turn to have the world revolve around me!
Oh, well, um ... it's still okay. Hope you're feeling better!
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Don't Apologize
Take care of yourself first. We're not going anywhere.
As much as I've enjoyed your 'Blue Moon', absence can indeed make the heart grow fonder.
Itinerant
PS: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ... ;-)
Nicole (a.k.a. Itinerant)
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"Power corrupts. Powerpoint corrupts absolutely."
- Edward R. Tufte, professor emeritus of political science, Computer science and statistics, and graphic design at Yale
Get well, we will be patient, sort of
It's okay, everyone gets sick on occasion. It's not like you planned it. Anyway, it gives you more time to convolute your evil plot to Take over the W ... to bedevil Richard and Jo.
Itinerant, THAT was my line.
>>PS: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ... ;-)
John in Wauwatosa
But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine)
Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine) Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
Yeah, don't apologize
You could have spent that time WRITING instead! ;)
Just kidding, hon. Take care of yourself, we want to keep reading your stories for years, so you need to stay healthy.
Hugs,
Karen J.
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
Indeed
Take care of yourself first Donna. We will wait. :) Not forever maybe but for a while. After all this is just a gathering of friends and not a job that has deadlines, bosses, and other stress inducing phenomenon. When you are well come on back and share.
Hugs!
grover
Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"
Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"