
by Donna Lamb
Jo went up to the third floor on the elevator then pushed open the door of the office where she had worked for the last four years. Her heart pounded in her ears, she felt pins and needles all over and she gasped for breath.
Sandra Tillotson, the blonde receptionist, sat at the front desk, smiling up at her. "May I help you?" she asked.
"Sandy, it's m-m-m...."
"Oh, Melody!" Sandy interrupted. "What did you do to your hair?" Reflexively, she fluffed her own hair. She frowned. "I don't think it suits you, hon. Makes you look too much like a boy."
"M-m-m-" Jo struggled to speak, stunned.
"Barry's not here," Sandy said helpfully.
Annoyed -- she hated it when people tried to finish her sentences -- Jo glanced at the desk on the right hand wall. It looked dusty (also a little blurry). Someone had turned it ninety degrees from the angle she remembered it being set at so that a person sitting there would be facing a wall instead of the room. Too, plastic dust covers hid all the equipment on top of the desk and in place of the large 17" monitor Joel had bought in December, the smaller lump under the dust cover indicated that no one had replaced the old 14" one. The half-partition marking off Joel's old workspace had also migrated to include one of Joel's file cabinets in Sandy's area.
"Do I w-w-w-" Jo began.
"Sure, you can wait for Barry. He should be here soon. Go on into his office if you like," said Sandy. She leaned forward, almost whispering, "Alison isn't here yet, either."
Jo glanced at the other desk in the front room, at the left end next to the door to the break and copy room. Alison Mohr, the office manager, didn't like extra people in the office. Jo wanted to bite her lip. She looked again at her own empty desk and struggled not to cry. "M-m-my...."
Sandy said, "We all miss your brother very much." She looked very solemn while she said it.
"M-my b-b-b-b-" babbled Jo, feeling the hair on the back of her neck stand on end. She'd heard the expression, "someone walking on my grave" before but now she knew what it meant.
Sandy pointed at the door to the large corner office. "Go on in, hon. Is Barry expecting you?" The other smaller, inner office belonged to Laurence Dunveldt, the legislative assistant who traveled with Barry between Sacramento and Monrovia.
"N-no," said Jo, stuttering on a word she normally had no problem with. It had taken Joel six months to break Sandy of finishing his sentences and now.... Jo fled into Barry's private office to avoid screaming or crying. Joel's dead, I'm my own sister, and my name is Melody? Overwhelmed, she collapsed on the padded leather couch in front of the window.
After sitting for a several minutes trying to take it all in, she got up and sat behind Barry's desk to dial a number that she knew much better than the office number. After two rings, someone picked up.
"Messenger," said a familiar voice.
"M-mom?" Jo said.
"Melody, honey! Where are you? I've been worried sick!"
Before Jo -- or Melody -- could reply, the office door swung open and Barry Aronhaus rushed in with a briefcase in his hand. "For God's sake, Melody," he said, "what are you doing here? You're such a ditz!"
"Melody?" said the phone.
Six feet five of fifty-year-old, blond-but-slightly-balding, ex-quarterback strode across the room, blue eyes shining with alarm. Barry stepped around the desk, set down his briefcase, plucked the phone from Jo's hand and hung it up, practically all at once. "My wife's right behind me, sweetie," he said. Then he kissed her, with tongue, squeezed her ass in one large hand and hustled her toward a connecting door. "Hide in Larry's office till she's gone, would you, Cupcakes?"
He opened the door, patted her ass again and kissed her cheek, then pushed her through and shut and locked the door. Jo stood there, lips burning, breasts aching and with a peculiar warm, wet feeling in her crotch.
Larry, a slender older man entered his office and looked her over. "Barry's a son of a bitch, isn't he?" he said as if it were the beginning of a conversation he had had before. "I told him he couldn't keep his girlfriend and his wife in the same town. It's just asking for trouble."

KA BOOM!
That was the sound of Joel, or rather Melody's, world exploding. It was a long, slow burning fuse but the end result has been a quite satisfying bang ... or does that come in the next installment?
I think the next bit will be crucial in determining just how much TDiD has cheated. Is there enough of Joel left for Melody to make a hasty exit? We shall have to wait and see, *sigh*.
Keep on teasing, Donna, 'cause it seems to be working!
Sincerely,
Scott
~If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.~
Lazarus Long
Robert A. Heinlein's 'Time Enough for Love'
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Coming up, one pound of feathers
Lie down Scott, this won't hurt a bit. ::grin::
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Oh m-m-my...
D-d-did it just get wa-wa-wa ... hot in here?
Sincerely,
Scott
~If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.~
Lazarus Long
Robert A. Heinlein's 'Time Enough for Love'
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
I'll get the molasses!
This is going to be fun. :)
- Erin
Remember, Like water for chocolate :grin:
Molasses! Erin, you're just kinky! ::lol::
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Bwahaha!
Okay, a surprise no one expected. Are you related to the Spanish Inquisition? :)
I could have sworn I saw this go up a few hours ago but then it disappeared before I could read it and now it's back. Okay, keep the magic on the screen, Donna! :)
- Erin
La Donna Sin Misericordia :grin:
Now you see her, now you don't? :smile:
Next: The Comfy Chair!
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Say's you!
I predicted the slimeball, excuse me, politician would do a Clinton several chapters back.
What's that song? "Play me a Melody"? She's been played, but good!
Karen J.
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
My G**, is she even a virgin?
How much of a *girlfriend* is she?
Is she his eye-candy in the office or horizontal mambo partner? Poor Jo, um Melody. Where are her contact lenses? And more importantly, where is her prescription for The Pill?
Help! Richard, your roomie needs you.
John in Wauwatosa
P.S. Isn't that Tar and feathers? Just asking. I thought the molassas was for staking out people near fire-ant hills.
But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine)
Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
But you're not a scientist. Surely you believe in all this superstitious nonsense. (MAD Magazine) Could be worse, could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
Molasses tastes better than tar
Depends on what you're doing with the feathers, I suppose. :grin:
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Maybe...
Maybe Erin was referring to the other two surprises in the episode? :grin: And one of them, no one has really commented on.
Donna Lamb, flack
Donna Lamb, flack
Mom?
You mean the fact that mom was worried about where "Melody" had got to? Sounds like the men in white coats might be looking for her! "Just stay calm, this won't hurt a bit and you'll feel much better."
KJT
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
I had similar thoughts about that, Karen
Mom may just be concerned because Melody didn't come home last night, however. It does raise a question though. Richard already remarked that she looked younger, and apparently she lives at home with her mother. Just how old is Melody?
Something I thought interesting as well is it appears that the whole office knows about the affair. This begs the question of whether Barry was always as slimy as he appears to be, or did Her Infernalness muck with him some? Obviously he couldn't have been having an affair with Melody before the wish - did Sophie turn him into an adulterer as part of changing Joel/Melody's environment?
Sincerely,
Scott
~If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.~
Lazarus Long
Robert A. Heinlein's 'Time Enough for Love'
Sincerely,
Scott
Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Free Willie
I don't think the devil can affect the free will of someone else so if Barry is an adulterer it would be a pre-existing condition and so not covered by his eternal insurance policy. :)
And girlfriend isn't necessarily lover but that's the way to bet. :)
I think Melody probably lives with Mom. But...doesn't this mean that the time alteration went further back than two months? Of course, as Donna said, the devil lies. :)
- Erin
We knew
The Devil in Drag was evil but to kill Joel and have him become his own sister who is mistress to the man who was his old sleazy boss? Yikes! From what I can gather NO! Melody is not a virgin several times over according to this chapter. Not only that but something has definetly happened to her sexual orientation and libido if she can be aroused in such a stressful situation. I think I would just throw up or perhaps 'soil' myself. As for not playing fair? You think!!!???
The only plan I can think of is from Forest Grump... Run Jo, ruuuunnnn!!!!
Hugs!
grover
Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"
Plan? Ain't got no Plan!
"Beyond Thunder Dome"
The devil cheats of course...
And lies. ::grin::
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Donna Lamb, flack